In order to coax my wife to sleep before going to bed, my wife randomly tells stories with several keywords every day
Today's keywords: Talking cat
"Good morning, pudding."
At eleven o'clock in the morning, Xiaowen woke up from her sleep and said hello to her pet cat.
After touching Pudding's head, she felt that she was still a little sleepy, so she turned over again and prepared to sleep for a while.
"Mom~I've finished my meal~"
A soft milking sound sounded beside her pillow.
"Who? Who is talking?"
She climbed up, feeling very strange.
"I had a dream just after I lay down?"
muttered a few words, and she glanced at her phone. It was only five minutes past eleven.
Could it be that I was hallucinating due to lack of sleep?
The only option is to continue sleeping.
Just when she closed her eyes, the waxy voice sounded again.
"Mom~ don't sleep, don't sleep, I want to eat, I want to eat~"
Now she couldn't sleep at all.
There is something weird at home!
While she was confused, Pudding ran into her arms and nuzzled her gently with his tail.
"Mom, there's no more food in the bowl~"
It opened its mouth, and then Xiaowen heard this sentence.
"Pudding? Could it be you who are talking? Am I dreaming?"
Xiaowen suddenly opened her eyes wide and stared at Pudding, as if Pudding was really talking to her.
"Mom~ I'm hungry~"
Pudding's mouth moved, and it was indeed talking!
Xiaowen jumped up from the bed excitedly, her wish came true!
She had imagined many times that pudding could speak human language.
If this is a live broadcast for Pudding on a certain channel, it will surely become a hit on the entire Internet!
Then she can lie at home and count money!
It has been her long-term wish to make Pudding an internet celebrity, and it would be best if she could also make money from Pudding.
Now the opportunity has come!
"Pudding, come here, mommy will open a can for you!"
She was in a good mood and prepared to make something delicious for pudding.
"Okay, okay~ Hurry up~"
As soon as Pudding heard about the can, he immediately became excited.
"Oh, why are you so anxious? It's all yours, and I won't compete with you!"
As usual, Pudding started to become "anxious" as soon as he ate something delicious, and the food was all over his face.
After lunch, Xiaowen was ready to start practicing the flute.
She has given up on making Pudding an internet celebrity.
What if Pudding is taken away for research?
Cats can speak human words, which is a miracle that breaks the traditional biological laws.
She just wants Pudding to stay by her side and be like a cat son.
"Mom~it's ugly~"
After practicing for a while, Pudding complained about her flute sound as usual.
It’s just that this time it’s a human voice.
"Oh, you're going to make me mad, right? I used the flute to earn your cat food and canned food for you, stinky pudding!"
Xiaowen was "angry" again.
This cat is even more annoying than before.
"Open the window~Open the window~Open the window~"
After finishing the meal, Pudding once again made daily requests, it wanted to see the scenery.
"Don't open it! It's so cold! You have long hair, but mom doesn't!"
Xiaowen continued to play the flute and ignored it.
"Just open, just open, just open~"
Pudding shouted even louder.
Seeing that Xiaowen ignored it, it ran to Xiaowen's lap and squatted down.
"Pudding, you are so heavy that my mother's legs are numb from your weight!"
The big orange cat weighing 13 pounds can be called a giant.
This afternoon, Xiaowen finally understood that there were basically no changes in the pudding.
The need to speak human words to express it is actually more annoying than before when I couldn't speak.
He still doesn't cover himself with cat litter when he poops or pees,
he still digs through the trash can when he needs to,
the carpet is always a mess caused by it pulling it out,
...
talking back when scolding it is even more irritating.
The only thing that made Xiaowen feel warm was Pudding's words, "Mom, please touch me quickly~"
This child is very clingy, and he would cling to Xiaowen for stroking whenever he had nothing to do.
After a day of "fighting" with pudding, night fell.
It's time to go to sleep.
"Good night, pudding."
She rubbed the pudding for a while and said good night.
"Good night~Mom~"
With the sweet and sticky voice of pudding, Xiaowen entered a dream.
A shining meteor flashed across the night sky. Pudding looked up and seemed to have the meteor imprinted in his big eyes.
"Morning pudding!"
At eleven o'clock the next morning, Xiaowen got up early on time.
Pudding also opened his eyes, and then "meowed" at her.
"Huh? Pudding, you can't speak again?"
Xiaowen was a little disappointed, but Pudding still changed back to the person who couldn't speak.
"No! Am I still in the dream and haven't woken up?"
She suddenly thought that she had woken up from the dream, but in fact she might not have woken up yet.
Therefore, you should fall asleep immediately so that you can have a chance to return to reality.
So she fell asleep immediately without saying a word.
She missed the talking pudding.
After she fell asleep, Pudding lay next to her pillow, with a glimmer of wisdom and cunning in his eyes...